Monday, November 18, 2013

The Voice Recap: Here Comes the Top 12

The Voice, Episode 13: "The Top 12 Revealed"


The results are in and we have a top 12.  I have to say, for the most part, America made the right decisions.  Let's break it down real quick team by team.

Team Blake
America Saves:
Cole Vosbury 
Austin Jenckes

Blake Saves:
Ray Boudreaux

Team Cee Lo
America Saves:
Caroline Pennell
Jonny Gray

Cee Lo Saves:
Kat Robichaud

Team Xtina
America Saves:
Jacquie Lee
Matthew Schuler

Xtina Saves:
Josh Logan (What?!)

Team Adam
America Saves:
James Wolpert
Tessanne Chin

Adam Saves:
Will Champlin (Nice save!)

So, what do you guys think?  Did America make the right decision?  Let me know.



The Voice Recap: Does Team Adam Have This in the Bag?

The Voice, Episode 12: "Live Rounds - Part 1"


Does Adam Levine have this season won before the live rounds have even begun?   I know it's early and things can change, but after watching this first group of live performances and I have to say, Adam's team is pretty awesome.  I'm not sure any of the other teams have contestants that can take on the one-two punch of James Wolpert and Tessanne Chin.  That's not to say there aren't any other talented vocalists on the other times.  There are.  This is maybe the best season to date, but Team Adam will be tough to beat.  After the jump, we'll look at the performances.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Premiere Recap: A Witch and a Beauty Queen Walk Into a Party

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episod 1: "A Catered Affair to Remember"


The ladies of the 90210 made their triumphant return to Bravo with a season premiere that teases big things to come.  I think we can all agree that last season was pretty lackluster, but the women brought their A games and based on that tease for the season.  Wow.  Are these bitches really trying to come for Lisa?  Is that happening?  They be stupid.  So, what went down?  Hit the jump for more.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Premiere Recap: Twirl Vs. Bloop

The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 1: "Bye Bye With the Wind"


The Southern Belles of the ATL are back with season 6 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.  It looks like this may be the craziest season of them all.  Last year, we had gone with the wind fabulous, ashy and fans.  It looks like this season we'll have evictions, brawls, and offers of fellatio through text message.  Oh my.  So, where are the ladies now?  After the jump, I'll break it down Housewife by Housewife.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

The Voice "Knockouts" Recap: TKO

The Voice, Episodes 10 & 11: "Knockouts"


I'm behind.  So, I'm not going to spend too much time on these Knockouts, because, you know, what's done is done.  I'm going to list each knockout round.  I'll list the team, the match-up, who won, if the coach made the right decision, and if there was  a steal (a Knockouts first).  All right, enough talk, hit the jump and we'll dive right in.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

The Voice "Battle Rounds" Recap: Two Enter, One Leaves... Maybe

The Voice, Episodes 6, 7, 8 & 9: "The Battle Rounds"


So, I know that my recaps have been absent for the past couple of weeks, but I decided instead of recapping each "battle round" episode separately, I'd just do one mega battle rounds post when they were done.  I'm thinking about doing the same for the "Knockouts: Now with Steals!"  Before we dive in, let's talk about Xtina.  Let's start with the positives, shall we?  The Voice Within has come a long way since she first started as a coach.  Remember when her feud with Adam was nearing Nicki/Mimi levels?  For both their sakes, the dueling coaches dialed it down and now they are BFF's... on camera.  After taking a season long breather, Xtina came back with a vengeance.  She's svelte, her hair looks halfway normal, and there's been nary a sighting of decolletage since season 5 started.  In fact, Xtina is firing on all cylinders in every area except for one.  Coaching.  Seriously, Xtina.  I love you, but some of the choices you made during these battles really baffled me.  The purpose is not to create a team of mini-mes, but create a team with vocalists you think could actually win.  Seriously.  Have you learned nothing from the premature exit of De'Borah?  Yes, I'm still bitter.  *Sigh*  Well, let's take a deep dive into this season's battles and find out who made it, who was sent packing and who got stole.