The Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: You Can't Sit With Us!

The Real Housewives of Orange County, Episode 5: "I Couldn't Chair Less"

It's come to this ladies and gentlemen.  They've officially ran out of things to fight about.  They've resorted to bickering about chairs and seating arrangements at an impromptu get together.  It's like we're watching a middle aged Mean Girls with Heather, Shannon, and Vicki alternating in the role of Gretchen Weiner.  It's so idiotic and it's just another shot in the battle between Shannon and Heather.

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Bloodshed in the Berkshires

The Real Housewives of New York City, Episode 9: "The Last Splash"

Listen guys.  When I realized that Aviva was missing from the opening of this episode, I was pretty ecstatic.  I was jumping for joy, which is ironic since I'm not sure she can do that.  I was hoping that she was gone.  Banished mid-way through filming for unkown reasons, destined to pop back in the season finale to toss her leg at someone and then hobble away to cling to Fran Drescher and hope that whatever fame that shrew has would somehow rub off on her.  Alas, it was not to be.  It turns out that Aviva had to go visit her son at camp for parents day, so she skipped out on the trip to the Berkshires, and therefore her image was banished from the opening.  This is very interesting.  Wasn't Ramona absent in Africa at the beginning of the season?  She was and yet, it was still Turtle Time.  Hmmm...  I know what you're thinking, with Aviva gone, this Berkshires trip is going to super lame and uneventful and drama free... oh hey Ramona.  Both your eyes are rolling around in opposite directions and I see you're warming up your throwing arm...

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Blow Dry Blow Out

The Real Housewives of New York City, Episode 8: "Unforgivable Debt"

With friends like Ramona Singer, who needs enemies?  For the past three seasons, Ramona and Sonja have been like peas and carrots.  They were basically the same person.  It seems like things might be changing a little bit.  There is friction between the ever tipsy BFF's, ever since Ramona's party in the Hamptons.  Ramona spills all Sonja's secrets to the other ladies.  At the Hamptons Designer Show House (yes, that is a thing), Ramona lets Carole and LuAnn know all about Sonja's financial troubles.    She tells them not to say anything, because these ladies never gossip.  Ever.  It's a mess and we may be witnessing the dissolution of the one longest and strongest Housewives friendship.

The Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Frick My Life

The Real Housewives of Orange County, Episode 4: "Pretty Ugly"

Is Orange County in a different universe than the one that I live in?  Has the ugly sweater party just recently migrated to California?  Because in Iowa, there have been ugly sweater parties for years.  It was hilarious to hear Tamra and Vicki and Eddie try to wrap their minds around people wearing things that are ugly on purpose.  These chicks suck the fun out of everything because they are so vain.    It's crazy that they will get sloppy drunk and make fools our of themselves and they don't bat an eye, but wear a sweater from Dillard's to a party and it's too much.  Oy.

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: All That Glitters...

RuPaul's Drag Race, Episode 11: "Glitter Ball"

It wouldn't be a season of reality television if there wasn't a big shock and this episode contained two.  We had the shocking elimination of early front runner, BenDeLaCreme, and Adore overcoming her lack of sewing skillz to win the biggest sewing challenge of the season.  I'm super late on these recaps, but the sting of DeLa's elimination still smarts.