The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Episode 3: "It's My Party and I'll Fight If I Want To"
Who doesn't want an Aunt Rosie? Seriously. She's the cool aunt who helps you take your dad's Ferrari for a joyride when you don't have your license. Watching Joseph and Rosie tool around in Rich's prized possession was exciting, hilarious and more than a little stressful. I mean, it was rainy and those roads were twisty. I was afraid that we might see the first on screen accident in Real Housewives history. Of course, Kathy and Rich return during the drive and are understandably upset. Well, Kathy, who is sporting some Annie Hall realness, is upset, mainly, because she knows Rich isn't. Oh, Rich makes a big show of how angry he is, but as soon as they are out of earshot of Kathy, he's all high five son. Kathy is livid and tries to give Rosie the what for, but Ro is not having it. This is just another example of Kathy being the only responsible one in her family full of children, adult and non-adult. I can see how it would be frustrating to be the only one who is laying down the law, but why go of on Rosie? Rosie was just being fun Aunt Ro. Come on, Kath. If you're going to be pissed off at anyone, be pissed off at Rich for refusing to discipline. Still, hopefully Kathy gets some juicier material than just standing around looking exasperated.
Since we're focused in on Housewives' family members, let's talk about my love for Milania. You all know that I hate Gia, but Milania is, by far, my favorite member of the Giudice family. I loved every second of Milania being a little monster in the beauty salon and Teresa doing nothing to stop it. I mean, why would she parent? That's not her job, right? Why would she ever make them do something they didn't want to do? Anyway, I loves me some Milania. I'm sure that as she gets older, and this behavior continues, I will like her less and less, until I loathe her as much as Gia. For now though, I'm Team Milania.
Ugh. Speaking of Gia, they were getting ready for her 12th birthday party. She also had a one on one dinner with dad, Joe, that was meant to be cute, but was just horrible. She is like a mini Joe. That is terrible. I just can't with these two. Seriously.
Jacqueline is dealing with Nicholas' autism. She and Chris bought him a hyperbaric chamber. Apparently, it helps some kids with autism. I'm not for sure why. I read an article about it and I still came a way a little fuzzy. Also, Jacqueline went and "worked out" with Melissa and Kathy, but she was late. Also, according to Teresa, they were at her gym, which they never go to, so they must have been going there because she went there and because they are obsessed with her.
In Caroline's neck of the woods, we met another sibling, Aunt Frannie and her menagerie of animals. It seems that Aunt Frannie was babysitting a hog. It wasn't one of those cute little pigs, but a full size, Pumbaa-style warthog. It was weird, but did inject some much needed levity into the proceedings.
Then it was time for Gia's party. Joe Gorga wasn't attending due to the fact that he was sick and it was coming out of both ends. His words. So, Melissa decides to go and take the kids. When they get there, the women work hard to ignore each other, but then they seem to realize that they are on a reality show and they are paid to interact. So, Melissa heads over to Teresa who is chilling with Kim D. Teresa pretty much immediately asks why Melissa didn't go see her father-in-law when he was in the hospital. Melissa is clearly flustered and attempts to explain herself, but Teresa keeps hammering her. Kim D. is egging her on the whole time, perched on her shoulder like some emaciated parrot with ratty extensions. The whole thing was a little hard to follow, but the gist is that Melissa is claiming she went to the hospital the day after he was admitted and Teresa is claiming she waited four days. Melissa backtracks and says she waited to go because she was sick with the bug that is causing Joe to erupt and both ends, but Teresa and lackey aren't buying it. Finally, Melissa leaves because she doesn't want the kids to witness this disgusting display. Whew.
So, what did you guys think of this episode? Do you want an Aunt Rosie of your very own? Are you as in love with Milania as I am? Do you know how a hyperbaric chamber helps autism and if you do can you explain it to me? Were you as confused by the latest Melissa/Teresa dust up as I was and whose side are you on? Let me know in the comments.
Since we're focused in on Housewives' family members, let's talk about my love for Milania. You all know that I hate Gia, but Milania is, by far, my favorite member of the Giudice family. I loved every second of Milania being a little monster in the beauty salon and Teresa doing nothing to stop it. I mean, why would she parent? That's not her job, right? Why would she ever make them do something they didn't want to do? Anyway, I loves me some Milania. I'm sure that as she gets older, and this behavior continues, I will like her less and less, until I loathe her as much as Gia. For now though, I'm Team Milania.
Ugh. Speaking of Gia, they were getting ready for her 12th birthday party. She also had a one on one dinner with dad, Joe, that was meant to be cute, but was just horrible. She is like a mini Joe. That is terrible. I just can't with these two. Seriously.
Jacqueline is dealing with Nicholas' autism. She and Chris bought him a hyperbaric chamber. Apparently, it helps some kids with autism. I'm not for sure why. I read an article about it and I still came a way a little fuzzy. Also, Jacqueline went and "worked out" with Melissa and Kathy, but she was late. Also, according to Teresa, they were at her gym, which they never go to, so they must have been going there because she went there and because they are obsessed with her.
In Caroline's neck of the woods, we met another sibling, Aunt Frannie and her menagerie of animals. It seems that Aunt Frannie was babysitting a hog. It wasn't one of those cute little pigs, but a full size, Pumbaa-style warthog. It was weird, but did inject some much needed levity into the proceedings.
Then it was time for Gia's party. Joe Gorga wasn't attending due to the fact that he was sick and it was coming out of both ends. His words. So, Melissa decides to go and take the kids. When they get there, the women work hard to ignore each other, but then they seem to realize that they are on a reality show and they are paid to interact. So, Melissa heads over to Teresa who is chilling with Kim D. Teresa pretty much immediately asks why Melissa didn't go see her father-in-law when he was in the hospital. Melissa is clearly flustered and attempts to explain herself, but Teresa keeps hammering her. Kim D. is egging her on the whole time, perched on her shoulder like some emaciated parrot with ratty extensions. The whole thing was a little hard to follow, but the gist is that Melissa is claiming she went to the hospital the day after he was admitted and Teresa is claiming she waited four days. Melissa backtracks and says she waited to go because she was sick with the bug that is causing Joe to erupt and both ends, but Teresa and lackey aren't buying it. Finally, Melissa leaves because she doesn't want the kids to witness this disgusting display. Whew.
So, what did you guys think of this episode? Do you want an Aunt Rosie of your very own? Are you as in love with Milania as I am? Do you know how a hyperbaric chamber helps autism and if you do can you explain it to me? Were you as confused by the latest Melissa/Teresa dust up as I was and whose side are you on? Let me know in the comments.
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